Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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