I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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