NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
They took my balls.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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