Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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