Its about making memories worth repressing
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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