How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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