i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
foreskin is a definite game changer
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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