It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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