dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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