I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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