She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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