Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
