I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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