Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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