hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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