Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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