can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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