his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
His nipple licking is glorious
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