Need sex. Gaining weight.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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