This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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