we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
