is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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