sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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