Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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