is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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