They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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