mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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