The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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