flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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