well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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