I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Randomize
