Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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