I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i can't believe i had my finger in that
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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