That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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