Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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