grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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