idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
