Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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