Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I need to stop coming to work sober
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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