You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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