awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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