He is like the real live version of the state fair..
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
No I am not eating basil off your cock
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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