If that was your dad, he is hot
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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