Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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