Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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