Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
this is an emotional support booty call
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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