People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I need a beard to bite.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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