as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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