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it was like his penis was on wheels.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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