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(401): View more from Rhode Island

THAT'LL be a good time.

(401): View more from Rhode Island

and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.

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(620): View more from Kansas

The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?

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(312): View more from Illinois

Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.

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(847): View more from Illinois

This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good

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(807): View more from Ontario

The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.

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(954): View more from Florida

Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.

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My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for

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