Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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