you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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