I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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