You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
NoShamevember. You game?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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