All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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