Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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