Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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