Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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