dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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